Thursday, August 21, 2008

Moments ago...

For the nth time appu peeped in to my computer screen curious as to what keeps me so quiet and engaged in front of my system throughout the day, unable to hold it any longer she finally broke her silence-
Appu : Kya karte rehta hai tu poore din system pe?
Me: Yeh ek ART hain appu: ek KALA. U develop this skill of independently keepin urself engaged for the whole day only after 3 months of rigurous BENCHing.

Point made and accepted. Laughs on either side. Roll CREDITS :)

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Best things in life are (Still) free :)

1. A trip to a wonderful resort just for joining ur first company [ C Kompany].
2. Listening to a historic speech by chacha @ midnight of india’s 61st yr of independence on RADIO ONE with Rehman crooning “Vande mataram” softly in background.
3. Watchin Movies in College Hostel bunkin ur afternoon classes.
4. Peace of mind after spending an evening in Nrupatunga Betta [Hubli]
5. Boozing on terrace with a bunchha ppl who u really care abt.
6. Singing SUTTA at midnight in a sleepy town and getting bombarded by the neighbours nxt morning
7. Reading comic strips (C&H, PBS) online and laughing at it's Sense of Humor, which most movie script writers can’t even get close to.
8. Bow down in front of a old aluminium handpump with ur palms together for a rush of fresh drinkin water in a summer afternoon.
9. The snacks in Cloud no. 9 [ Yercaud].
10. Comic books in Terra Café.
11. Google and Wikipedia’s services ;)
12. Brilliant “Blast Billiards
13. Chocolate Chip Cookies in my sister’s office. :(
14. A can of RED BULL delivered by a gal on roller skates jus for bein @ a place at the right time.
15. A word of caution from ur folks before a journey.
16. Last but not the least This very Valuable Space to Publish this Piece of Crap. :)

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Laughter- The Best Medicine

Scene:
TRANSMISSION LINES AND WAVEGUIDES (TLW) final Examination
The nervousness, suspense on how VTU is planning to surprise us with it's wicked questioning scheme reshuffle, cold feeling in my stomach, the urge to pee for the Umpteeth time since morning i enter the LOO to relieve myself.

In comes our man Mr. Examination Officer with a phone sandwitched between his ear and left shoulder, takes the stall left to mine and goes ahead wit the proceedings almost mechanically while busy in his telephonic conversation.

Den arrives a fresher sees our man Mr. Examination and does the most expected/ dumbest thing u'd expect typical fresher do on seeing a faculty member

Fresher : "Good Morning Sir"

Our man turns slightly nods at the fresher while in act of Peeing, nxt thing u know "Ktchzzz ktrkt kt tk PLOP!!!" down went his phone in his u know what. I turned my face to right still not even half way thru of what i was in middle of and burst out laughing, probably the hardest i'v ever in a loo or perhaps in college.

Our man picks up his wet cell looking .Hearing some strange sound comin from it. i hold my breath and turn around in curiosity, he looks at me den to his cell which he is holding some 5-6 feet away from his body and utters "I'll Call u later". That was it!!! There went my second barrage of satanic laughter.

After a really long time i took to complete wha i was der to do (It slows down wen u laugh u see) i turned around to see both the fresher and Mr. embarassed nowhere in sight. I came out double the confidence and half the tension.It was as if a load was taken off my mind. the tension i went into the loo with just vanished with my laughter. he he